What do you need to do witchcraft? Well a black cat (preferably evil) and a cauldron. Once you have these, you’re well on your way. Unless that is if your kitty is playful. Then you’ll get distracted and become a good witch.
Think of the animals. The puppies and kitties. Think of the tears you will cry. Think of the sadness you will feel. Man, that’d work so good. It doesn’t get much worse than those sad animals and Sarah McLachlan music. That’s a real threat right there.