This year, clean out your pumpkin, carve out a face with nice big eyes, then put in two tiny kittens and you’ll have the best Halloween pumpkin around.
What do you need to do witchcraft? Well a black cat (preferably evil) and a cauldron. Once you have these, you’re well on your way. Unless that is if your kitty is playful. Then...
Cute. Check. Bow tie. Check. Lets go prowling for cuties.
Cats are always the boss. No matter how little they are, their cuteness wins out in the end.
Kittens are cute and cuddly, but pooping outside that litter box isn’t funny. Oh man, I can’t stay mad at you. Look how cute you are! All’s forgiven.
People usually call me Fluffy or Furball, but you can call me Drinkny McWhisky Pants this weekend. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Who’s this Patrick anyway?
Everyone thinks they are a big fierce lion, but really we’re just kittens wanting to be petted. Who’s a cute little kitten? You are. Yes you are.
Think of the animals. The puppies and kitties. Think of the tears you will cry. Think of the sadness you will feel. Man, that’d work so good. It doesn’t get much worse than those...