Think of the animals. The puppies and kitties. Think of the tears you will cry. Think of the sadness you will feel. Man, that’d work so good. It doesn’t get much worse than those sad animals and Sarah McLachlan music. That’s a real threat right there.
Everyone loves Skymall, or at least they do every time they fly. How great would a Skymall movie be? It’d be like 007 meets Inspector Gadget! Only the gadgets would be a bit strange and probably completely crap. Still, they look cool.