Shoplifters will be subject to a 24 hour marathon of Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercials.

Sad Kitten Music

Think of the animals. The puppies and kitties. Think of the tears you will cry. Think of the sadness you will feel.

Man, that’d work so good. It doesn’t get much worse than those sad animals and Sarah McLachlan music. That’s a real threat right there.

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