Parents: What are you doing? We do not eat things we found on the ground. Parents on Easter: Come on kids, let’s go out and search in the dirt for candy strangers left for you. via fowllanguagecomics.com
Granted, I’m not made of chocolate though. If I was, I’d probably eat myself. via cartoonstock.com
Nothing says Easter quite like some good dad jokes about chocolate bunnies and nailing the crucifixion. via Jim Benton
Coffee spelled backwards is EEFFOC. Just know that I don’t give an EFFOC until I’ve had my coffee.
Remember that time when the three wise men came to the birth of Jesus and told him that the’d eventually be nailed to a pole or something. Then gave him myrrh. Good times.
Christmas Sucks! You suck! Yea Christmas! That’s the gist of the story. Not sure why we need a 2 hour movie, but when we add Muppets, that makes it much better.
I don’t know who ever thought this was a good idea, or after seeing it, still keeps it up. Took me a while to figure out what it said which is why I wrote it out for you.
Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair. There’s a lot of idiots out there and I’m starting to see why The Grinch lived all alone with his dog. That guy was ahead of his time.
It happens every year and we can’t stop it! Soon “All I want for Christmas” will be in every store, TV, and radio. Won’t something think of the children!
Sometimes, you realize a bit too late that you you’re making a bad decision. Take it from this skeleton, you really should get your shots. All of them.
