This Christmas, Remember These Things
Don’t worry about the past because you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the future because you can’t predict it. Don’t worry about the present, because I didn’t get you one.
Category: Random Fun
Christmas Tree Rex
Oh Christmas Tree Rex, Oh Christmas Tree Rex, How you have all the fancy special effects.
Hope you love the present you told me to buy for you.
Ever get to the point in a relationship where you’re told what to buy when buying a gift for someone you love? It’s a weird step, but at least they’re always happy with the...
It’s a rough season for gingers.
Gingers are the best. Gingersnaps that is. So tasty and cute. Sadly, they don’t last long.
Another Christmas party with raw fish and tuxedos.
It’s Christmas party season and you know what that means, another party with raw fish and everyone in tuxedos. Ain’t no party like a penguin party.
Earth People Are Weird
Last month they were lobotomizing pumpkins, now they’re shoving bread up a turkey’s ass. People on Earth are weird. via Gerbil with a JetPack
US Oh Whatever
Some people fine it difficult to understand where all the states are. Or any state really. There’s just regions and even those aren’t even accurate. Whatever works I guess.
Trick or Treat or Apple Pay, Google Wallet, or PayPal
Kids are so technical these days. Don’t have candy? No problem. They’ll accept any form of payment. They’re just trying to make it easy on you.
Despicable Me Minion Pumpkins
Turn your Halloween pumpkins into the Gru or a Minion this year. You can carve them, paint them, or get crafty and dress them.
