Don’t worry about the past because you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the future because you can’t predict it. Don’t worry about the present, because I didn’t get you one.
Category: Random Fun
Oh Christmas Tree Rex, Oh Christmas Tree Rex, How you have all the fancy special effects.
Ever get to the point in a relationship where you’re told what to buy when buying a gift for someone you love? It’s a weird step, but at least they’re always happy with the...
Gingers are the best. Gingersnaps that is. So tasty and cute. Sadly, they don’t last long.
It’s Christmas party season and you know what that means, another party with raw fish and everyone in tuxedos. Ain’t no party like a penguin party.
Some times you can’t get merry and bright so this is all you get. Have a Christmas.
Last month they were lobotomizing pumpkins, now they’re shoving bread up a turkey’s ass. People on Earth are weird. via Gerbil with a JetPack
Some people fine it difficult to understand where all the states are. Or any state really. There’s just regions and even those aren’t even accurate. Whatever works I guess.
Kids are so technical these days. Don’t have candy? No problem. They’ll accept any form of payment. They’re just trying to make it easy on you.
Turn your Halloween pumpkins into the Gru or a Minion this year. You can carve them, paint them, or get crafty and dress them.