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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

June 29, 2016 by LOL Zombie

We’ll see about that. Insert evil laugh here.

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Fear does not prevent death. It prevents life.

June 13, 2016 by LOL Zombie

Don’t stand in the shadows, hoping things will change. Take a stand, raise some hell, and create change.

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Inner peace is closer than you think.

May 1, 2016 by LOL Zombie

Learning to ignore things is one of the greatest paths to inner peace. You can do this.

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Music is what feelings sound like.

April 21, 2016 by LOL Zombie

The world lost a great artist today. Rest in Peace Prince.

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Go out there and strut your stuff like the cool cat you are!!

April 20, 2016 by LOL Zombie

We all have those days, but when you feel bad about your body image, look at yourself the way you’d look at a cat. Average-sized cat? Awww. Itty bitty cat? So cute. Big fat cat? Freakin’ adorable! Cat with chubby cheeks? Amazing! Cat with a big soft belly? LOVE IT! Cat with scars? MY CHILD! So … Read more

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Is there really life outside the internet?

April 19, 2016 by LOL Zombie

People keep telling me there is life outside the internet, but I’ve yet to see the proof. However, the internet is everywhere so maybe there is not place that is outside the internet.

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Turns out, I’m hotter than you.

March 21, 2016 by LOL Zombie
Fire

If you say you’re cooler than me… Does that make me hotter than you? There’s always more than one way to look at every situation, and, chances are, one of those ways make you look good.

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Have you looked at the stars lately? You really should.

February 28, 2016 by LOL Zombie

When you’re feeling down, just look up at the stars and realize that there are bigger things to be concerned about. Enjoy what you have and let the worries just float away.

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Sucking is the first step to being good.

January 18, 2016 by LOL Zombie

No matter what someone is great at, they all sucked at it when they started. So cheer up, keep trying, and maybe someday you’ll get sorta good at it.

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Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things.

January 8, 2016 by LOL Zombie

It is called garbage can, not garbage cannot. Remember that next time someone speaks down to you.

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