I’m here to kill you… ooh full size Snickers!
Even Death likes fill size candy bars. Give them out this Halloween and maybe you’ll survive.
Death
You will be the last person to die in your lifetime.
If you stop to think about it, it’s true. It all ends with you! Well, as far as you know.
What Do Flickering Lights Mean?
1% Chance Electrical Problem 99% Chance Demons and Shit I don’t know about you, but to me they mean get the hell out of the house. Or at least start cranking some showtunes or kids music. Ain’t nobody got killed when Bippity Boppity Boo was playing.
A Brush With Death!
Sometimes death just gets a little to cozy I think. He should learn to keep his distance.
Shhhhhh. Be Quiet. Animals Are Napping.
I’m not sure how many times I’ve told people that the animal was just napping. Even if they know the truth, napping sounds way better than dead.
Dumb Ways to Die – A Cute Life Lesson
There are so many dumb ways to die. Listen to this cute little song and learn live another day.
Be Creative. Chuck Norris Creative.
Chuck Norris created death to make life more exciting. You never feel more alive than when you’re running for your life.
When I die, will someone please come to my funeral dressed like the grim reaper?
Don’t say anything, just stand there. Ok, maybe you can give a high 5 or two.
