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Don’t eat anything off the ground, unless it’s Easter.

April 11, 2022 by LOL Zombie
Parent telling their kids not to eat things off the ground, except on Easter.

Parents: What are you doing? We do not eat things we found on the ground. Parents on Easter: Come on kids, let’s go out and search in the dirt for candy strangers left for you. via fowllanguagecomics.com

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Next time I’m at the dentist I’m going to ask for caramel filling.

April 10, 2022 by LOL Zombie
Chocolate Easter bunny at dentist

Granted, I’m not made of chocolate though. If I was, I’d probably eat myself. via cartoonstock.com

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Easter with Dad

April 4, 2022 by LOL Zombie
Jesus and Chocolate Bunnies

Nothing says Easter quite like some good dad jokes about chocolate bunnies and nailing the crucifixion. via Jim Benton

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Coffee spelled backwards is …

February 27, 2022 by LOL Zombie
Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc

Coffee spelled backwards is EEFFOC. Just know that I don’t give an EFFOC until I’ve had my coffee.

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Happy Birthday! Someday we’ll nail you to something.

December 21, 2021 by LOL Zombie
Sorry of the birth of Jesus when they tell him about nails.

Remember that time when the three wise men came to the birth of Jesus and told him that the’d eventually be nailed to a pole or something. Then gave him myrrh. Good times.

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A Christmas Carol… in 3 seconds.

December 20, 2021 by LOL Zombie
Christmas Carol - Christmas Sucks, Ghosts, Yea Christmas

Christmas Sucks! You suck! Yea Christmas! That’s the gist of the story. Not sure why we need a 2 hour movie, but when we add Muppets, that makes it much better.

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Jesus, Let It Snow.

December 19, 2021 by LOL Zombie
Let it snow in Christmas lights and silhouettes.

I don’t know who ever thought this was a good idea, or after seeing it, still keeps it up. Took me a while to figure out what it said which is why I wrote it out for you.

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The Grinch never hated Christmas, he hated people.

December 5, 2021 by LOL Zombie
Grinch hated peple quote

Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair. There’s a lot of idiots out there and I’m starting to see why The Grinch lived all alone with his dog. That guy was ahead of his time.

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Get into the Thanksgiving spirt by giving people the bird.

November 24, 2021 by LOL Zombie
Thanksgiving Spirit Sign - Text in post.

I’m really getting into the Thxgiving spirit, I’ve already given the. bird to lots of people. Seems I spread the Thanksgiving spirit every day in rush hour. Happy Thanksgiving 🖕

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Run! Mariah Carey’s Christmas song is coming!

October 31, 2021 by LOL Zombie
Things in your mirror are closer than they appear. Mariah Carey's Christmas song.

It happens every year and we can’t stop it! Soon “All I want for Christmas” will be in every store, TV, and radio. Won’t something think of the children!

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