Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.
The best stories are made up of the parts you remember, or parts you choose to forget.
Zombies like girls for their brains, not their body.
See. There are men out there who like women for their brains.
First you get the money, then the power, then the woman.
We we taught this at an early age. We’ve also figured out that every few years she gets kidnapped and we have to save her all over again. But we do it because we love her, or the challenge, or something.
You are never to old to play with light sabers.
It doesn’t matter if you are 1 or 100, wrapping paper tubes make great light sabers or swords or anything else you can think up.
Why do people sing and dance in my pee?
I never thought dancing in the rain was dancing in the clouds pee. Actually, should it be warmer then?
