Bicycles Must Yield To Pedestrians
Or else people are going to get run over and you might hurt your bike.
Why Worry? You don’t need to.
Worrying doesn’t help anything. Relax, take a deep breath and worry less.
I got you something long and hard for your birthday.
It’s math. Unless you’re ultra smart, then it’s trying to figure out why this is funny.
This is your kids on books!
Imagination is fueled by books and living without limits. Let kids run wild!
Life is all fun and games until you find out your little M&M is a Skittle!
I’m sure he just looks like the mailman because we get a lot of mail.
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
I know a lot of people who do this well. However I don’t know if they’re doing it on purpose.
Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
Every night the deal goes down, and every morning I say F the police.