Some people have dogs to help protect them from things…. like spiders. I’m pretty sure you’re second guessing that dog now.
Monthly Archive: January 2014
Sometimes you just need to take off your big boy pants and stand up for yourself. Keep the cowboy hat though, it looks cool.
It doesn’t matter how the world sees you, but how you see the world. Or, actually, none of that matters if you’re Spock!
Superman isn’t so super when he hits an airplane. Get off the phone and fly jerk!!
It took me all day, but I made it for you. And when I say all day, I mean I drank the water this morning, slept all day, then peed it out.
Look iPhone, if I wanted to be constantly corrected today, I would have stayed home with my wife.
Convincing me to stay in bed usually isn’t that hard, but when it’s freaking cold out, I’m pretty much on the same page as my bed.
As cold weather grips the country, don’t forget to bundle up your pets. You’ll be amazed at how happy and warm they feel in a sleeping bag. 😉
It’s the middle of winter and most of the country is freezing. When it gets this cold out, it’s always a good idea to wear a cat. They’ll keep you warm.
And I’m sorry if you were the last to get it. I’m sure you’re not an idiot. 😉