Next time you see a help wanted sign, rush in with your cape and face mask on and ask them where the bad guys are. –bizarro
Monthly Archive: January 2014
What do you think of when you cant’ sleep? Let me guess. Money? Things that are wrong with you? That strange noise?
Family stickers on the back of your car may seem cool, but when you’ve got a few dozen cats and a ninja you know it’s cool.
Cute. Check. Bow tie. Check. Lets go prowling for cuties.
Not sure if NSA or Santa or pervert.
There are some things you don’t come back from. Like when a chicken crosses the road. You either live or die.
And in the movies, the actors always do stupid things; like going into the woods alone.
You heard that right. Pizza fries! A wonderful combination of french fries, cheese and pepperoni; or whatever toppings you want. You know you want some.
All the other fishes have their lips pierced. Why can’t I?!
You see a desert, your cat sees a toilet. Just like how you see a keyboard and your cat sees a bed.