I see how it is Frosty. You went out and got plowed again didn’t you?
You always say you’re only going to have one drink, then you come home looking like a mess. Typical.
If you’re going to sleep around, wear a rubber.
And if you look this good in a rubber, everyone is going to want to get with you.
Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.
I know a lot of weird people, but I’m not sure if they’re all awesome. Oh wait, yes they are. And I am the most awesome of them all.
OMG! This is a stray bar.
We didn’t realize it when we wondered in here, but no one has a collar on. It’s a stray bar!
When it’s cold outside, I like to curl up with a nice book; and the internet.
Books make great coasters. When it’s cold outside I like to curl up with a think book and a hot cup of tea. Then I like to use the book as a coaster for the tea and browse the internet on my laptop while simultaneously texting my friends and flipping between channels on television.
The Great Cover Up
What is the great cover up?! This story is very compelling. However, I can’t seem to get past the headline image. Oh well. Doubt the rest of the article is as good anyway. Plus it’s telling me to focus, so I am.
No coffee. No workee.
It’s a simple concept, feed me coffee and you’ll get some work out of me. Otherwise, I’m crabby till noon and you’ll just have to deal with it. Then I’ll probably be crabby this afternoon too.
If I promise not to kill you, can I have a hug?
I’m kinda cute, and kinda sad. What could one little hug hurt? I’ll be good. Promise.
Awkward Is My Specialty.
You may think I’m awkward and weird and you’d be right. That’s what I do best. Every party, every event, every social gathering. I’m weird, I’m awkward and I do it very well.