Well, maybe not exactly. But he did tell me to reduce the stress in my life. It’s kinda the same thing. And there are people who’d reduce my stress if they weren’t around.
I’m not sure why people are telling me to keep calm all the time, but I’ll feel better once I kill all the zombies.
I’m kinda cute, and kinda sad. What could one little hug hurt? I’ll be good. Promise.
But mostly I just shoot to kill.
But I’d totally do it because you’re a freaking zombie and you’re not eating my brains! via ifyouwereazombie.com