Next time you’re in the middle of a home improvement project, like replacing the carpet, be sure to leave a nice little message for the next people to do the same job. Don’t worry, it’ll probably be many years down the road and no one will know it was you. Unless you keep the house and replace the carpet again in … Read more
Cats lead such a depressing life. They try to fit in, but it just doesn’t work. Listen to their stories.
When the zombies come, I’ll be ready for them. I’m not going down without one hell of a fight.
Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
Talk about making pregnancy special. Not only are you growing a human, but you’re kid also comes with cat! That’s spoiling the kid before he’s even born.
All I wanted to do was rock down to electric avenue and it’s closed. Now what are we doing to do?
Want to explain genetics to someone? Well this is an easy way to see how you take a little bit of one person and a little bit of another to create a cute little one. Explaining the birds and the bees on this one though is going to be tricky.
A 38-year old Cole Avenue man reported that his home as invaded on Sept. 9. The man said that he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started videotaping him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed … Read more
