Are you sleeping at work or praying?
If you get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say “In Jesus’ Name I Pray.” Chances are, praying at work is OK where as sleeping at work is not.
Sleep
You Know, That Mini Heart Attack Feeling
You know, that feeling, that one where you’re in bed, almost asleep and suddenly you get that strange falling sensation. Then you suddenly wake up and think you just had a mini heart attack. Yea. That one.
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
Seems that when it’s cold out, and all you want is some more covers, your woman is stronger than the Incredible Hulk. Oh, and if you wake her, you’re in for a world of trouble. Don’t make Hulk mad.
Insomnia Jeopardy – If You Have Insomnia, You Already Play This Game
What do you think of when you cant’ sleep? Let me guess. Money? Things that are wrong with you? That strange noise?
My Bed: But Baby, It’s Cold Outside
Convincing me to stay in bed usually isn’t that hard, but when it’s freaking cold out, I’m pretty much on the same page as my bed.
Really whenever I get up is “too early.”
It doesn’t matter the time, the day, or the season, it’s always too early to get out of bed.
Shhhhhh. Be Quiet. Animals Are Napping.
I’m not sure how many times I’ve told people that the animal was just napping. Even if they know the truth, napping sounds way better than dead.
I’m pretty sure no one ever wakes up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.
Actually, I don’t even know what that means, but I’m pretty sure I don’t wake up feeling super rich and knowing that I don’t have to go to my 9-5 job.
Time For Bed. Shut Up Brain!
Why is it that when we’re awake, our brain seems like it’s asleep But as soon as we try to go to sleep, it thinks about all the wrong things!
Do not disturb. Tiny grass is sleeping.
Look at that cute tiny little grass. Just sleeping the day away. I wonder what it’s dreaming of.