It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Else Starts Winning.
Then it’s no fun and I start flipping tables and storming out of the room. Screw you guys, I’m going home.
Dozens of Delicious Flavors and Three Shitty Ones
You gotta love truth in advertising. Sadly, I’m more interested in the three shitty ones than the dozens of delicious ones. What could they be? Are they that bad? Are we talking ice cream or coffee?!
What do do if you’re attacked by a zombie.
First you run. Then you hide. When they find you, shoot at them! When that fails, dance to Thriller!
I bet we could explore the galaxy if we stop being dicks.
There’s so much out there to explore, but we can’t keep NASA funded or even keep the federal government open. What the hell? Who voted for these idiots?
Booze Food & Fun? Or Real Life?
It’s always a hard decision to make, but there is a reason the alcohol business is always booming. Screw you real life, I’m going to go forget my problems now.
How Can You Be Lost When There Is Only One Road?
Scarecrow may not have had a brain, but at least he knows how to follow the only road in town.
Shhh. The Cougar is Sleeping.
National Geographic was in the right place at the right time and caught a cougar sleeping in a tree. Doesn’t she look peaceful?
Flashdance! The Super Musical.
How cool would a super hero Broadway show be starting the Flash? Might be cool.