Dear Gary, I Feel Dirty, Please Do Me. Love the Dishes
Something make me think the dishes have an ulterior motive. I mean, what am I going to get out of this?
I’m With Stupid
Your brain has all the knowledge in the world, but for some reason, your heart overrules it nine times out of ten. But I guess that’s a good thing right?
Keeping Score – A New Take On Car Stickers
You know those cars that have their family stickers? Well my car keeps score. I’ve racked up five motorcycles, three old men, seven bicyclists and two people in a wheelchair.
Do you wanna taco ’bout it? Dude, it’s nacho problem.
That dude was jalapeño business. Like he should stay out of it and leave us alone. via theawkwardyetti
Ironman Is Such a Jerk.
There they were, just riding their bike through the sky when some jerk in an iron suit knocks them out of the sky. Where’s Superman when we need him? He’d save ET.
I See You Looking at That French Girl!
Women. They get so bent out of shape for no reason. Maybe he’s looking her thinking how bad smoking is for her? Or how she has no butt. Or that she’s as skinny as a french fry. That can’t he healthy. via bizarrocomics
Forecast for Tonight: Alcohol, Low Standards & Poor Decisions
aka PARTY! Who’s in? It’s going to be a blast.
I’m a Sexual Atheist. I Believe I’ll Never Get Laid.
There’s different sexual orientations, but none are as bad as the sexual atheist. These people don’t believe they’ll ever get laid. You gotta believe.
Chocolate is Basically a Salad… Here’s Why
Chocolate is healthy as it’s practically salad. Chocolate comes from coca, which comes from a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. Eat up.