Remember when the Library used to be the Internet?
The old school internet required you to look up where books were, find books, then actually read them! Plus they didn’t have nearly as many pictures of cats.
This is your brain. Brain on drugs. Brain with a side of bacon.
I’m sure there are lots of questions; like where did the bacon come from? Sadly I have no answers. Other than don’t do drugs. Instead, go to the store and get yourself some bacon.
Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.
It’s so hard to do, but when done right, it’s life changing!
Phone History: That’s right, our ancestors had tails!
Phone history is interesting. They use to have tails, and moving parts, and no games or texting!
Life. Liberty. And the Pursuit of Happy Hour.
It’s Friday, it’s practically a holiday, and either you’re not at work, or half the office is gone. It’s basically happy hour all day.
Your girl is just like fireworks; hot and pretty…
But mis-handle them once and you’ll feel the pain.
Have A Super Hero Fourth of July!
Nothing is more American than fireworks and president’s heads on super hero bodies at your local grocery store!
America. O’er the land of the free… bacon, and the home of the… bacon.
I like how this dog thinks. We need more bacon! And what’s more patriotic on the 4th of July than bacon!
It’s cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won’t eat them as soon as I get to my car.
No one ever threw away a candy bar because it was old. Even though it tastes horrible, we still eat it. Nothing stops us.
Enjoy Your Ill Eagle Fireworks
I’m not sure if I’d buy fireworks from someplace called Ill Eagle. But then again, I bet they have some sweet inventory!