Enjoy Your Ill Eagle Fireworks
I’m not sure if I’d buy fireworks from someplace called Ill Eagle. But then again, I bet they have some sweet inventory!
Have you see this bird?
I met this bird downtown by the tree near the post office. We chilled for like, five minutes & then without any warning he just flew away. We really hit it off so if you see him, please let him know hat I miss that crazy son of a bitch.
Modern day camping is an uncharged phone.
It doesn’t matter if I’m inside or out, if I have electricity or not, alone or at a party, if my phone goes dead, it’s like I’m alone in the middle of nowhere.
I’m a kitten and I’m the boss. OK?
Cats are always the boss. No matter how little they are, their cuteness wins out in the end.
5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman
Fine – This sis the word used to end an argument when she knows she’s right & you need to shut up. Nothing – Means something & you need to be worried. Go Ahead – This is a dare, not permission. Do not do it. Whatever – It’s a woman’s way of saying screw you. … Read more
Why fit in when you were born to stand out? #Equality
People come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, religions, languages and beliefs. Don’t try to be who you’re not and be proud to be who you are. Equality for all. Why fit in when you were born to stand out? – Dr. Seuss
Follow Your Dreams Fool
No matter what others say, no matter how hard you have to work, or how many times you fail, never give up.
I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV.
It was like she knew every athlete in every sport. She was so cool.