Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
Random Fun
We’re Having A Baby! And a Cat.
Talk about making pregnancy special. Not only are you growing a human, but you’re kid also comes with cat! That’s spoiling the kid before he’s even born.
We’re Gonna Rock Down To … Well, Damn.
All I wanted to do was rock down to electric avenue and it’s closed. Now what are we doing to do?
Cute Explanation of Genetics
Want to explain genetics to someone? Well this is an easy way to see how you take a little bit of one person and a little bit of another to create a cute little one. Explaining the birds and the bees on this one though is going to be tricky.
You Might Be on Drugs If This Has Ever Happened to You
A 38-year old Cole Avenue man reported that his home as invaded on Sept. 9. The man said that he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started videotaping him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed … Read more
Did you just say run for fun? You know we have the internet now right?
Urg. You want me to go outside? There’s so many people out there. And bugs. And things are so far away. And I gotta put pants on. Everything I need Google can find or Amazon can send me.
10 Commandments for Happy Cats
Do you have a cat? Want them to be happy? Then follow these 10 cat rules.
So Much of My Day Is Just Keeping Myself Distracted Until It’s Time to Eat Food Again.
Who am I kidding? I eat all day. I mean, this bag of M&M’s isn’t going to finish itself. via minimumble
What If I Never Find Out If I’m a Puppy or a Teddy Bear?
Poor little puppy. Or bear. Or bear puppy. Either way, you’re super cute.