Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.
I know a lot of weird people, but I’m not sure if they’re all awesome. Oh wait, yes they are. And I am the most awesome of them all.
Random Fun
OMG! This is a stray bar.
We didn’t realize it when we wondered in here, but no one has a collar on. It’s a stray bar!
When it’s cold outside, I like to curl up with a nice book; and the internet.
Books make great coasters. When it’s cold outside I like to curl up with a think book and a hot cup of tea. Then I like to use the book as a coaster for the tea and browse the internet on my laptop while simultaneously texting my friends and flipping between channels on television.
The Great Cover Up
What is the great cover up?! This story is very compelling. However, I can’t seem to get past the headline image. Oh well. Doubt the rest of the article is as good anyway. Plus it’s telling me to focus, so I am.
No coffee. No workee.
It’s a simple concept, feed me coffee and you’ll get some work out of me. Otherwise, I’m crabby till noon and you’ll just have to deal with it. Then I’ll probably be crabby this afternoon too.
If I promise not to kill you, can I have a hug?
I’m kinda cute, and kinda sad. What could one little hug hurt? I’ll be good. Promise.
Awkward Is My Specialty.
You may think I’m awkward and weird and you’d be right. That’s what I do best. Every party, every event, every social gathering. I’m weird, I’m awkward and I do it very well.
Life Lessons from Super Mario Brothers
Video games can teach us lots of good life values; as long as you’re playing the right games.
I just like to smile. Smiling is my favorite.
Smiling makes me feel good. And if you smile when shit’s going wrong, people tend to shy away from you cuz they think you’re the crazy one.