Seems that when it’s cold out, and all you want is some more covers, your woman is stronger than the Incredible Hulk. Oh, and if you wake her, you’re in for a world of trouble. Don’t make Hulk mad.
We’ve all had a few too cold days this winter, but some have had it worse than others. Every now and then I wonder why I live where the air hurts my face. Get this on a shirt or a mug! via the depressed alien.
Convincing me to stay in bed usually isn’t that hard, but when it’s freaking cold out, I’m pretty much on the same page as my bed.
As cold weather grips the country, don’t forget to bundle up your pets. You’ll be amazed at how happy and warm they feel in a sleeping bag. đ
It’s the middle of winter and most of the country is freezing. When it gets this cold out, it’s always a good idea to wear a cat. They’ll keep you warm.
Too much snow. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Especially when I have important cat shit to do. Like finding something warm and cozy to sleep on because it’s freaking cold out here!
And in this scenario, cold is good. Mmm so good. Enjoy this for a little while and you’ll forget all about her and possibly find someone new. Someone who cares for you, lets you watch football and buys you beer. It could happen.
Books make great coasters. When it’s cold outside I like to curl up with a think book and a hot cup of tea. Then I like to use the book as a coaster for the tea and browse the internet on my laptop while simultaneously texting my friends and flipping between channels on television.
Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it and drags you through the hall!
Is it too much to ask for a girl to bring her own jacket when it’s going to be chilly out? I mean come on, do they not watch the weather?
