Toy Story Easter Egg; Sid is a Trash Man.
What happens if you’re a mean kid that destroys toys? Apparently you get to be a movie star. Sid (now grown up) made a cameo appearance in Toy Story 3 working on a garbage truck.
All the world is a stage, and the only seats I can afford are obstructed view.
Sometimes you just want to go out and seize the day. But then your remember that the day is freaking expensive.
The Internet Is Preventing Me from Getting Anything Done Today.
No matter how hard I try, it seems like the Internet is always distracting me from productivity. Oh well, the cats are cute and videos are funny.
There was a spider. It’s gone now.
Some people have dogs to help protect them from things…. like spiders. I’m pretty sure you’re second guessing that dog now.
Don’t worry. I got this!
Sometimes you just need to take off your big boy pants and stand up for yourself. Keep the cowboy hat though, it looks cool.
Space Cowboy or Vulcan of Love?
It doesn’t matter how the world sees you, but how you see the world. Or, actually, none of that matters if you’re Spock!
Texting While Flying… Not A Super Idea
Superman isn’t so super when he hits an airplane. Get off the phone and fly jerk!!
This Heart Is For You
It took me all day, but I made it for you. And when I say all day, I mean I drank the water this morning, slept all day, then peed it out.
My iPhone Corrects Me Just As Much As My Wife
Look iPhone, if I wanted to be constantly corrected today, I would have stayed home with my wife.
My Bed: But Baby, It’s Cold Outside
Convincing me to stay in bed usually isn’t that hard, but when it’s freaking cold out, I’m pretty much on the same page as my bed.