V is for Vodka
Who needs Valentines Day when you have vodka?! It’s way more powerful than beer goggles and, if you drink too much, you’ll forget Valentines completely.
What If Men Wrote Candy Hearts?
If men wrote candy hearts for Valentines Day they’d be so much more interesting. Can U Cook? Nice Jugs Get Me A Beer Bend Over Stop Talking Game On TV Don’t Call Me Your Mom’s Hot R U 18 You can feel the love can’t you?
Give Her Something Long and Hard That Will Really Make Her Moan. #SFW
That’s right. This Valentines Day get your sweetie a mop! Nothing says I Love You like a little hard work; done by someone else.
Give The Gift Of Honesty This Valentines Day
Women always want you to be honest right? Well shit bitch, you is fine. And that’s the truth. You can get your very own bear over at Firebox. You can also grab some Hollabears on Amazon.
Save Tons of Money on Valentines Day by Switching to Single
No need to go all out this Valentines Day. Just dump your sweetie before February 14th and you’ll save a ton of money. Or maybe not. If they really are your sweetie, you probably shouldn’t let them go. I mean, who else is going to want you? Not that there is anything wrong with you. … Read more
This Valentines Day, Read Between The Lines
Don’t jump to conclusions, pay attention to the details. It’s not what I say, but how I say it.
I’d Fight a Bear For You!
Well, maybe not a grizzly bear. Or a brown bear. Or even a panda bear. But maybe one of those Care Bears!!
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
Seems that when it’s cold out, and all you want is some more covers, your woman is stronger than the Incredible Hulk. Oh, and if you wake her, you’re in for a world of trouble. Don’t make Hulk mad.
A Guide To Employee Morale.
Once you’re in that 9-5 job that you’ve been going to school all your life for, you soon realize that it’s not always amazing. Is it happy hour yet?!
People With Cats Never Eat Alone
People without cats just have no idea how much work goes into trying to eat alone.