Don’t Be Shy. I Like My Women A Little Bit Chunky.
Oh Chip, stop it. You’re just trying to get into my jar. Even Chips have great pickup lines!
Don’t Stop Believing
When someone tells you “don’t stop believing,” just look at them and say “No problem. I never started.”
Winter Windchill : The Air Hurts My Face
We’ve all had a few too cold days this winter, but some have had it worse than others. Every now and then I wonder why I live where the air hurts my face. Get this on a shirt or a mug! via the depressed alien.
Look! Someone in that store is in trouble!
Next time you see a help wanted sign, rush in with your cape and face mask on and ask them where the bad guys are. –bizarro
Insomnia Jeopardy – If You Have Insomnia, You Already Play This Game
What do you think of when you cant’ sleep? Let me guess. Money? Things that are wrong with you? That strange noise?
Crazy Ninja Cat Lady
Family stickers on the back of your car may seem cool, but when you’ve got a few dozen cats and a ninja you know it’s cool.
Bow Ties Are In. All The Cool Cats Wear Them.
Cute. Check. Bow tie. Check. Lets go prowling for cuties.
The WOCKA WOCKA-ING Dead
There are some things you don’t come back from. Like when a chicken crosses the road. You either live or die.
Some people always encourage you to do stupid things.
And in the movies, the actors always do stupid things; like going into the woods alone.