If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
Remember this if you ever get attacked by a mob of clowns. Course, if clowns attack you I wonder what you did to piss them off. Usually they’re pretty happy going.
No one ever plays with me. – Matches
And maybe it’s for a good reason. You start playing with those matches and they’ll burn hour house down. Bunch of jerks. via Truth
Restroom Spiderman – This is going to be a problem.
There’s a reason you keep your feet on the ground when you pee. I guess Spiderman didn’t know that. via Deathbulge
I don’t watch soccer and here is why.
If I wanted somebody struggle to score for 90 minutest, I’d take my friends out to the bar. That would be way more entertaining than soccer.
Sometimes C is for Coffee
Cookies & Coffee make my day. Granted, a fuzzy blue monster would as well. He looks so soft and cozy! Plus he always has cookies around.
If Mario is so super, then why do turtles kill him?
I love Mario, but it boggles my mind that he can break brick blocks with his head (actually hand), but turtles kill him. They’re just turtles man!
No hunting or camping in cemetery.
I’m not sure why there is a sign for this, or why they’d need a sign. A cemetery is the last place I’d go camping. Hunting for ghosts maybe, but probably not.
Friday Fun Day!
Congratulations. You made it to Friday! Now go out and have some fun. Don’t waste time as stupid Monday will be here before you know it.