Anybody Have Plans To Stare At Their Phone Somewhere Exciting This Weekend?
Not like it matters. My phone looks awesome no matter where I am.
Waldo would make the best bad guy because you’ll never find him.
If you think about it, Waldo should have his own movie where he’s the bad guy and everyone tries to track him down, but they can’t find him. No matter how hard they look, he’s next to impossible to find. And if they do find them, on the next page he’ll be lost again and we’ll … Read more
This is how I look without coffee.
Every time I try and function without coffee, this is how I look; A little strange and a quite a bit confused.
You should really do that thing you said you’d do.
You should do what you said you were going to do that one time before you got all tired and then got super busy and pretty much forgot… you really should.
How NOT to spray your yard for weeds.
Killing off the weeds in your yard is a good idea, but we all worry that we’re going to kill off the lawn. Sometimes you should listen to that little voice in the back of your head.
Mom, Thanks For Feeding Me So I Don’t Die
Telling your mom thanks should happen more than once a year. But, if you only do it once a year, I guess it’s better than never. Happy Mother’s Day!!
I wish I was full of tacos instead of emotions.
Why cry when you can have cheese and meat and so much taco goodness?!
Something. Something. Dark Side. #MayThe4thBeWithYou
Being a Star Wars fan is easy. Even cats can do it.
An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar…
Know how I know? Because they all told me within 2 minutes! Seems those things are something to brag about.