This is oddly entertaining. I don’t know what’s better, the fact that you know it’s not a real giraffe and they didn’t even try to hide it, or how good the lip syncing is. You go giraffe. Love wins every time!
Think you have issues dating, try being the sun. You’re the hottest thing ever but you hurt everyone who gets close to you. Forever alone. via Safely Endangered
Some people in marketing are lame, others are amazing. I’d hire this shingle company even if I didn’t need my roof redone.
He’s not your ordinary super hero. He’s green, pokey, and here to save you! Well, as good as he can without legs.
From the creators of Jurassic Park comes Yoshi’s Island. Run for your life as this dinosaur seeks revenge. This ain’t no kids game anymore!
I hate it when that happens. However, I never learn. I’ve been hit multiple times.
Kids don’t see the same things adults do, but still, you’d think someone would have noticed that this is not the best playground design. Oh well, it’s not the size that matters, it’s how much you enjoy it.
Nothing’s more confusing than figuring out how I’m supposed to wash clothes. Hot or cold? Like colors or just toss them all in? Coleslaw?! Screw it, I’m buying new.
I don’t know about you, but I’m a better eater than I am a dancer. I eat when no one is watching all the time! Heck, I’m eating right now.
You don’t have go to on vacation to enjoy summer. Just sit out in the yard and throw grass on whomever you’re with. They may not enjoy it, but you will.
