Does marker come off a laptop screen?
Something tells me their Google search won’t return the results they want.
Who do you call when you have a problem? Ctrl Alt Del
Admit it, they’re the first ones you call. Then can shut nearly anything down.
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
It’s all fun and games and then Mike Tyson takes you down a notch. Mike, I know a few people you should meet.
Bitch be drunk as hell losin’ shoes and shit.
Life isn’t always a fairy tail. Sometimes, things get out hand and you’re not the princess everyone thinks you are.
Don’t forget to buy a bottle of wine for Mothers Day.
Remember, you’re the reason she drinks. It’s true, parents keep liquor stores in business.
