That Guy Just Stole All Your Shit.
And he can keep it. That’s one job that makes me feel good about my job.
Don’t Be Silly. There Is No Monster Under Your Bed.
Poor cookie. He never saw it coming. Bet he was tasty though. Can you image a cookie that big? I’d need a giant glass of milk too. Mmmmm
Alcohol won’t solve my problems, but neither will milk or orange juice.
I guess sometimes you just can’t drink your problems away. Lets try ice cream instead.
Even Big Dogs Like to Cuddle with You
Even big dogs want to be loved. They want to crawl up on you and cuddle in just like the cat does. There’s plenty of room right?! via Off The Leash
Time For Bed. Shut Up Brain!
Why is it that when we’re awake, our brain seems like it’s asleep But as soon as we try to go to sleep, it thinks about all the wrong things!
Taylor Swift RED Wallpaper
There is one in just about every size you need so that you can put Taylor Swift everywhere! by ~ExFMv
Children Are Often Spoiled Because No One Will Spank Grandma.
You may think it’s the parents fault, but sometimes it’s the grandparents.
The Woman Cleaned Your Butt! Get Her Something Nice for Mother’s Day.
Mom has done a lot of things for you over the years and she’ll keep doing them. Give her something nice and thank her for cleaning up your poop when you were a baby.
Everyone Needs Mom. Dad, Not So Much.
This Mother’s Day, remember all the things Mom does for us. Like everything.