I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Insanity is different for each person and mine is fun as hell! YOLO!
If Life Gives You Lemons, I Hope It Gives You Water and Sugar Too
Lemons alone won’t make lemonade. Even if you tried, it’d taste horrible.
He’s Climbing in Your Windows, Snatching Your People Up.
That Peter Pan. It’s hard to tell if he’s trust worthy or a sly guy.
Running. How It Should Be vs How It Really Is.
The idea of running seems good for a moment, but lets face reality, most of us are not runners.
Shit. We’re Toast
Do you ever wonder if bread realizes that they’re toast as soon as they get in the toaster?!
Dinosaurs 101. You are what you eat.
Herbivore eats plans. Carnivore eats meat. Omnivore eats a little bit of everything. Omnomnomnivore eats absolutely everything all the time.
Oh, Hi. You’re Home Early.
It’s amazing what you can find when you come home early. Like a cat hanging out in your closet adding fur to all of your clothes.
Sometimes I feel like if it weren’t for the free coffee and internet, I’d never go to work.
Lets face it, the coffee and internet are the best things about work. Oh, and that paycheck isn’t bad either.
Never trust someone who runs for “fun.”
I mean really? Video games are fun. Movies are fun. Going to the bar is fun. Running is hard work and it makes you feel like you are going to die.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it’s a brighter day.
We all know people who bring down the mood and make us unhappy. When they disappear, things get much nicer!