Old Computer Games Couldn’t Be Won. They Just Got Harder and Faster Until You Died. Just Like Real Life.
They were the best too. 2D, basic sounds and hours of endless fun!
Random Fun
I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction…
… I get to the end and think “Well that’s not going to happen.”
Why don’t they put cats on a leash? Because owners want them to run away.
Well so says the dog. Or maybe it’s because cat’s usually don’t wander away from home. They prefer the keeping their slaves owners close to them.
Found a Dog. If It’s Yours, Don’t Call. We’re BFFs Now.
I’m sorry you lost your dog, but he’s mine now and he’s pretty cool. We’re bros, so he’s staying. Don’t call, don’t make it weird.
That Guy Just Stole All Your Shit.
And he can keep it. That’s one job that makes me feel good about my job.
Don’t Be Silly. There Is No Monster Under Your Bed.
Poor cookie. He never saw it coming. Bet he was tasty though. Can you image a cookie that big? I’d need a giant glass of milk too. Mmmmm
Alcohol won’t solve my problems, but neither will milk or orange juice.
I guess sometimes you just can’t drink your problems away. Lets try ice cream instead.
Even Big Dogs Like to Cuddle with You
Even big dogs want to be loved. They want to crawl up on you and cuddle in just like the cat does. There’s plenty of room right?! via Off The Leash
Time For Bed. Shut Up Brain!
Why is it that when we’re awake, our brain seems like it’s asleep But as soon as we try to go to sleep, it thinks about all the wrong things!
Children Are Often Spoiled Because No One Will Spank Grandma.
You may think it’s the parents fault, but sometimes it’s the grandparents.