Random Fun
The Woman Cleaned Your Butt! Get Her Something Nice for Mother’s Day.
Mom has done a lot of things for you over the years and she’ll keep doing them. Give her something nice and thank her for cleaning up your poop when you were a baby.
Everyone Needs Mom. Dad, Not So Much.
This Mother’s Day, remember all the things Mom does for us. Like everything.
My Neighbors Listen to Good Music Whether They Like It or Not.
They should be thanking me for all the great tunes I blast their way, not yelling at me to turn it down.
I Found a Unicorn. His Name is Stabby.
Isn’t he just the cutest little thing? Everyone should have a unicorn.
It’s ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can’t see how stupid they look.
It’s like they don’t even care that the internet is going to remember that picture FOREVER.
Coffee First! Then Your Mundane Bullshit.
Nothing stays let’s get this work day started like a cup of coffee and a bad attitude.
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
Let’s interrupt a week of unbridled American patriotism for a half-assed celebration of Mexico. Now lets all go party with some nachos, tequila and some Taco Bell. What could go wrong with that combination? And no, you can’t count a phone call to your mom to bail you out of jail as a Mother’s Day call.
Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.
I guess you better be careful out there. You never know what might happen!
May the Fourth Be With You & Revenge of the 5th – Disney Style
Since Disney now owns Star Wars, we can insert cute characters into Star Wars references. 🙂 via Disney