Found a Dog. If It’s Yours, Don’t Call. We’re BFFs Now.

by LOL Zombie · Published May 17, 2013 · Updated May 17, 2013

I’m sorry you lost your dog, but he’s mine now and he’s pretty cool. We’re bros, so he’s staying. Don’t call, don’t make it weird.

And he can keep it. That's one job that makes me feel good about my job.