Random Fun
Why fit in when you were born to stand out? #Equality
People come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, religions, languages and beliefs. Don’t try to be who you’re not and be proud to be who you are. Equality for all. Why fit in when you were born to stand out? – Dr. Seuss
Follow Your Dreams Fool
No matter what others say, no matter how hard you have to work, or how many times you fail, never give up.
I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV.
It was like she knew every athlete in every sport. She was so cool.
Some day we’ll catch that laser pointer. Someday.
Poor cats and kids. They keep chasing that red dot, but they never catch it.
Proof the 80s didn’t suck.
You can’t say the 80s sucked. From Ghostbusters to Goonies, Mr T., E.T., Mario, Care Bears and He-Man, the 80s had it all!
One in four children will underachieve. Will it be yours? #batman
Some kids have what it takes to be Batman, others will only be Robin. Is your kid Batman?
Everyone Needs Complimentary Coffee
“Well, do you look great today!” If you can get coffee to automatically give you compliments, it’ll become even more popular than it is today.
The Adult Equilievent of a Jack-In-The-Box
You just want some biscuits and you have to go through this evil game. You get all apprehensive that it’s just going to explode. And then it does!
I love people who make me laugh.
I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.