Your girl is just like fireworks; hot and pretty…
But mis-handle them once and you’ll feel the pain.
Random Fun
Have A Super Hero Fourth of July!
Nothing is more American than fireworks and president’s heads on super hero bodies at your local grocery store!
America. O’er the land of the free… bacon, and the home of the… bacon.
I like how this dog thinks. We need more bacon! And what’s moreĀ patrioticĀ on the 4th of July than bacon!
It’s cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won’t eat them as soon as I get to my car.
No one ever threw away a candy bar because it was old. Even though it tastes horrible, we still eat it. Nothing stops us.
Enjoy Your Ill Eagle Fireworks
I’m not sure if I’d buy fireworks from someplace called Ill Eagle. But then again, I bet they have some sweet inventory!
Have you see this bird?
I met this bird downtown by the tree near the post office. We chilled for like, five minutes & then without any warning he just flew away. We really hit it off so if you see him, please let him know hat I miss that crazy son of a bitch.
Modern day camping is an uncharged phone.
It doesn’t matter if I’m inside or out, if I have electricity or not, alone or at a party, if my phone goes dead, it’s like I’m alone in the middle of nowhere.
I’m a kitten and I’m the boss. OK?
Cats are always the boss. No matter how little they are, their cuteness wins out in the end.
Which Disney princess do you relate to most?
If you want to beĀ fabulous, look past theĀ princesses.
5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman
Fine – This sis the word used to end an argument when she knows she’s right & you need to shut up. Nothing – Means something & you need to be worried. Go Ahead – This is a dare, not permission. Do not do it. Whatever – It’s a woman’s way of saying screw you. … Read more