Well so says the dog. Or maybe it’s because cat’s usually don’t wander away from home. They prefer the keeping their slaves owners close to them.
Category: Random Fun
I’m sorry you lost your dog, but he’s mine now and he’s pretty cool. We’re bros, so he’s staying. Don’t call, don’t make it weird.
And he can keep it. That’s one job that makes me feel good about my job.
Poor cookie. He never saw it coming. Bet he was tasty though. Can you image a cookie that big? I’d need a giant glass of milk too. Mmmmm
I guess sometimes you just can’t drink your problems away. Lets try ice cream instead.
Even big dogs want to be loved. They want to crawl up on you and cuddle in just like the cat does. There’s plenty of room right?! via Off The Leash
Why is it that when we’re awake, our brain seems like it’s asleep But as soon as we try to go to sleep, it thinks about all the wrong things!
You may think it’s the parents fault, but sometimes it’s the grandparents.
Moms are special. Let them know that!
Mom has done a lot of things for you over the years and she’ll keep doing them. Give her something nice and thank her for cleaning up your poop when you were a baby.