The Difference Between Regular, Super and Crazy Glue
Do you know the difference between regular, super and crazy glue? via pablostanley
Random Fun
Remember When Handheld Gaming Was Hard?
I spent many of hours trying to win this game. There were no cheat codes, no saving progress, nothing. Just now or never!
I’m starting to think I’m going to be that guy that dies while Googling ‘symptoms of a heart attack’.
I’m not saying I’m stubborn, I just don’t think it’s that serious. I’ll just Google how to get better and click around till I find that one result that says stay home, sit in front of the TV and, drink beer. You know I’ll find it too.
I Can’t Get Off The Computer. It’s The Only Place I’m Cool!
It’s not like I can go out in public and be this awesome. It just doesn’t work like that.
Free Pizza with Purchase of a House
Talk about a deal. Cooking that first meal in your new home is tough because either you haven’t unpacked or you’re to tired from unpacking. That’s where the free pizza comes in!
The Poem of Poop
Poop can feel good Poop can feel bad. Poop can make you happy Poop can make you sad. Poop will always stay Poop will always be there Poop will give you stress More than you can bear. Poop is a funny word Poop is so cool Poop goes in a toilet and hopefully not a pool. So remember, always … Read more
I wish the GPS lady would periodically say things like “Doin’ great” or “Still going the right way, good job.”
Is it too much to ask to be talked to when I’m doing something right, not just when you need me to do something?! I feel like I’m being used. Come on GPS, you’re smarter than that.
Dad? Can I Borrow The Car?
And this is why you have kids. They’ll say the things you never should. Of course laughing along isn’t much better.
I should just change my voicemail greeting to: “Please hang up and text me.”
I’ll respond so much faster to a text than a voice mail or email. Especially since you’ll leave a much shorter message.