Beware of Invisible Cows
Invisible cows are so hard to see. So are regular cows; at night. So lets just be careful out there on the roads. Cows could be anywhere!
Random Fun
Mom, what’s it like to have the worlds greatest daughter? Ask your Grandma.
When your daughter asks you about the worlds greatest daughter, just look at her and be honest. It’s her grandma she should be asking, not you.
Origami For Beginners
If you’ve always wanted to learn Origami but didn’t know where to start, this is the best place. You’re guaranteed to succeed.
Don’t take life too seriously. You don’t get out alive. Go do something stupid and fun.
If you worry about everything, you’ll never stop and do the fun stupid things. Like dressing up like gophers and go skateboarding. Not only is it fun for you, but it will make others happy when they see you.
Witch Please, These Are My Shoes!
Can you imagine how the Wizard of Oz would be if it were thought up this day and age? Dorothy would so have an attitude and no which would be takin’ advantage of her.
Tequila is just the grown up version of choose your own adventure books.
It’ll be one wild adventure, but sadly you won’t remember it. You may hear stories, see photos or videos, but you won’t believe the story.
The New iPhone Is Coming And It Has A Hat
The internets are going to go crazy today with new iPhone rumors and details after the announcement. I hope it comes with a little hat. That’d be cool. And we could all collect hats and trade hats. Aww man, I could make millions with this idea. Don’t steal it ok?
That Moment When My Heart Almost Stopped.
What’s worse than dropping your phone? Dropping it someplace where you can’t get it back! OMG! OMG! OMG! How do you even pick it up?!
If you get mad, I’ll tighten the lids on all the jars so you come to me.
When I get married to you and we ever had an argument I’m going to make sure I tighten all the jars in the house to make sure you come to me. Don’t worry, I know how to make you need me again.
I’m Afraid You Have Humans
Poor Earth. It’s temperature just keeps rising and he’s been diagnosed with humans.