I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Mmmm cake. With the frosting so sweet and the cake so moist. Good stuff!
Mmmm cake. With the frosting so sweet and the cake so moist. Good stuff!
Don’t say anything, just stand there. Ok, maybe you can give a high 5 or two.
Stupid dad. Always that lame old guy who can’t seem to keep up with the times.
Then I go grab something to drink to erase those thoughts and pray that no one put them on YouTube.
Or else people are going to get run over and you might hurt your bike.
Worrying doesn’t help anything. Relax, take a deep breath and worry less.
It’s math. Unless you’re ultra smart, then it’s trying to figure out why this is funny.
Imagination is fueled by books and living without limits. Let kids run wild!