Everyone loves Skymall, or at least they do every time they fly. How great would a Skymall movie be? It’d be like 007 meets Inspector Gadget! Only the gadgets would be a bit strange and probably completely crap. Still, they look cool.
Ha ha, just kidding. They’re all going to be licked; or eaten. Life’s ruff.
Vampires are in your life from an early age. They’re everywhere! They transcend time and show up in tv, movies and even food. Some are good, others bad, and all seem to play by their own rules.
I may not be cute, soft or cuddly, but on the inside I’m as sweet as can be.
Everyone wants more friends, but then again, no one wants to be friends with a jerk. Play these tricks on your friends and you may end up with no friends.
Don’t worry, it’s just science kids. Oh, and don’t try this at home. In fact, just stay away from it. Forever.
I’m so glad that the election is over, and I know some people are very unhappy, but this is pretty funny.
I know exactly who I am, unless someone asks, then my mind goes blank and I freak out.
