Twilight’s Breaking Dawn Part 2 is out and we can buy or rent it tonight! Or not. Grumpy Cat, you so smart.
Vampires are in your life from an early age. They’re everywhere! They transcend time and show up in tv, movies and even food. Some are good, others bad, and all seem to play by their own...
That’s right, Bell was a bad ass.
Sadly, they don’t really protect against lame high school students. Or do they?
Twilight isn’t that complex of a movie, or book. It’s basically this girl, a vampire and a bunch of people either loving it or not understanding why people think it’s so great. The basics...
It seems that Severus Snape, from Harry Potter, doesn’t think much of the Edward, the sparkly Twilight vampire.
Can’t say that I’m a huge Twilight fan, but the Cullens do know how to drive. Heck, they could be in the next installment of the Fast and the Furious; The Back Roads of Forks.
And you thought that Edward was just a vampire. No, no. He’s much more. He’s a cat. The resemblance is shocking!
Talk about a scare on Twilight. One mention of a baby and Jacob just freaks out. Run baby daddy. Run!
Seems that vampires live forever, and so do Twinkies. Just think how many Edward eats in a lifetime. Heck, he could forget about one in his car for 200 years and it’d still be...