Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it’s a brighter day.
We all know people who bring down the mood and make us unhappy. When they disappear, things get much nicer!
Weather
Is it spring yet? I’m waiting for my nuts to thaw out.
You see, I stored them last winter so I could eat them in the spring. Turns out, spring isn’t coming very fast and I’m hungry!
What does a hail storm sound like? KAPOOYA! KAPOOYA!
How does one accurately describe a hail storm? https://youtu.be/uHkR93NedHA Also available in music form. KAPOOYA! KAPOOYA!
Show your support, evacuate work and stay home.
You don’t need to be in a hurricane to evacuate. I’m going to show my support for the East Coast by going home now. via the awesome someecards
New York Hurricane To Do List
Every now and then a hurricane gets close to New York. However, they don’t worry too much about them. It’s just a little wind and rain anyway.
Open during the hurricane.
Don’t worry, we’ll be here. Unless we blow away. In that case, what the hell are you doing here?!
Why do people sing and dance in my pee?
I never thought dancing in the rain was dancing in the clouds pee. Actually, should it be warmer then?
Video: Weatherman vs Cockroach #omg
https://youtu.be/AuWkgweGIQE It’s the epic battle of a weatherman vs a cockroach. To bad the weatherman doesn’t understand that you can just stomp on it. Course then it wouldn’t be half as funny.
If tornados are acts of God then why do most happen in the bible belt?
Philosoraptor brings up a good point. What’s God trying to tell us?