Don’t Pokémon Go & Drive
Arrive alive, don’t throw Pokéballs drive. I have a feeling you’ll see a lot more signs like this around as people do stupid things like play games while driving.
Safety
No one ever plays with me. – Matches
And maybe it’s for a good reason. You start playing with those matches and they’ll burn hour house down. Bunch of jerks. via Truth
Christmas Decorations from a Fireman
Being creative on your Christmas decorations doesn’t mean just adding more. Sometimes it’s about creating something amazing.
Only You Can Help Me Hide The Body
Forget about forest fires, I need to get this body hidden now! Don’t ask any questions or else you’ll be next.
My Gun Comes With A Safety Switch and a Zombie Switch.
When the zombies come, I’ll be ready for them. I’m not going down without one hell of a fight.
Only the best insurance covers zombie attacks.
Zombie Insurance Fire. Covered. Flood. Covered. Theft. Covered. Tornado. Covered. Zombie damaging your things. Covered. Zombies eating your brain. Not Covered. Sorry.
Bicycles Must Yield To Pedestrians
Or else people are going to get run over and you might hurt your bike.
How to stay safe from ghosts while you sleep.
See that safety zone? Stay in there. Don’t get very close to the edge!
Self-Defense Steps for Women
Need to defend yourself against a mugger? Just start talking about commitment. Most men will run the other way.