Sometimes a people use pretty bad pick-up lines and they think they’re beingĀ allĀ suaveĀ and cute. Then you have to think of how to turn them down nicely. Well instead of being nice, you could just be sassy and use one of these greatĀ comebacks. Replace he/she as needed. š
Oh the things we can learn from a Disney movie. There’s always a happy ending, animals can talk and hot strangers are cool to talk to.
Something tells me that thisĀ statementĀ might not be true. I can think of a lot of things that I’d rather not do and spend my night alone. But then again, maybe I’m the odd one.
Basically, if you no longer hear from me, then you’re out. Sorry kid. We had a good run.
Sometimes in life, you know exactly what you want, but it’s a bit complicated. No matter how many times you level up, you’re going to be just out of reach. But keep playing.
There are good things in life, and then there is you. You kinda rock.
I’d do almost anything for you, unless it involves putting me in danger. Then I may have to reconsider.
See. There are men out there who like women for their brains.
I hate it when people ask me: What happened to the sweet old you? Well, bitches like you killed it.
OMG. Look at you! What did I ever see in you?
