No one wants to hear about your broken heart or how you don’t know how you’ll survive without them. Millions of people have had their heart-broken and they’re still around. Stop complaining and let’s go get ice cream.
And as every one knows, changing your default browser is hard.
Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
Holy shit this is funny. The girl just doesn’t know how to give up and sends so many text messages that it’s unbelievably funny. You need to listen all the way through; it’s worth your time!
Gotta say, there are a lot of things I like about you, but I’m really in this relationship for your cute butt.
Oh the magic of coffee. Keeping people together for years, keeping co-workers from killing each other, and keeping our money out of our pockets.
This is the perfect card for that person in your life that doesn’t know that you like them. I know we’re not, like, together or anything but it feels weird to just not say anything so I got you this card. It’s not a big deal. It doesn’t really mean anything. There isn’t even a … Read more
Some people have problems I never knew existed. What I want to know is how you can go out with someone for 3 months and still have no idea that the girl you like is a boy. There are signs people! But then again, neither noticed so you both are idiots.
If you ever fall for this pick-up line then you probably deserve him.
