Tell your special someone this Valentines Day that even though they’re not perfect, and you are, that you still love them. Roses are red Violets are blue Even though you have selective hearing I still love you
Look iPhone, if I wanted to be constantly corrected today, I would have stayed home with my wife.
With technology advancing at light speed, soon our computers and a 3D printer will be able to print out babies! Sadly, it’s not that far-fetched.
Something make me think the dishes have an ulterior motive. I mean, what am I going to get out of this?
When I get married to you and we ever had an argument I’m going to make sure I tighten all the jars in the house to make sure you come to me. Don’t worry, I know how to make you need me again.
Relationships these days all start with a Like, poke or favorite.
… when a lightbulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house. You fix the lightbulb.
But mis-handle them once and you’ll feel the pain.
Fine – This sis the word used to end an argument when she knows she’s right & you need to shut up. Nothing – Means something & you need to be worried. Go Ahead – This is a dare, not permission. Do not do it. Whatever – It’s a woman’s way of saying screw you. … Read more
