If men wrote candy hearts for Valentines Day they’d be so much more interesting. Can U Cook? Nice Jugs Get Me A Beer Bend Over Stop Talking Game On TV Don’t Call Me Your Mom’s Hot R U 18 You can feel the love can’t you?
That’s right. This Valentines Day get your sweetie a mop! Nothing says I Love You like a little hard work; done by someone else.
Women always want you to be honest right? Well shit bitch, you is fine. And that’s the truth. You can get your very own bear over at Firebox. You can also grab some Hollabears on Amazon.
No need to go all out this Valentines Day. Just dump your sweetie before February 14th and you’ll save a ton of money. Or maybe not. If they really are your sweetie, you probably shouldn’t let them go. I mean, who else is going to want you? Not that there is anything wrong with you. … Read more
Don’t jump to conclusions, pay attention to the details. It’s not what I say, but how I say it.
Well, maybe not a grizzly bear. Or a brown bear. Or even a panda bear. But maybe one of those Care Bears!!
Seems that when it’s cold out, and all you want is some more covers, your woman is stronger than the Incredible Hulk. Oh, and if you wake her, you’re in for a world of trouble. Don’t make Hulk mad.
Once you’re in that 9-5 job that you’ve been going to school all your life for, you soon realize that it’s not always amazing. Is it happy hour yet?!
People without cats just have no idea how much work goes into trying to eat alone.
Facebook is turning 10! Man, how time flies. And now that everyone is on Facebook, I’m sure you’ve all got “friends” who fall into each one of these categories.
