Cats for Every Day of the Week
What kind of day is it? Well this handy daily cat chart can help you figure it out. As long as it’s not Monday or Wednesday, you should be fine.
Low Battery – Recharge with Coffee
If my coffee cup is low, so is my energy. Fill it up to recharge me.
I need to see a dentist about a loose canine.
Sharks hate going to the dentist. But sometimes, you just have to go and get things checked out before they get any worse. Like what if two canines escaped?!
How to cut a pizza.
Are you having a small group, party, or by yourself? Ahh screw it, just eat it all by yourself.
Can’t believe you still have rabbit ears.
Some rabbits just don’t understand technology. They still have rabbit ears.
Put an outlet sticker on the wall. Then sit back and laugh.
Put an outlet sticker on the wall at an airport, coffee shop, or conference. Then watch people get all excited before they realize it’s fake. It’ll be so funny.
Who wants free cuddles?
If you want free cuddles, go find your mom or dad. Do not go into this tunnel. Think twice, enter zero times.
Cat treadmills are installed in all bathrooms.
Run kitty run! Get some exercise. Which my toilet paper didn’t have to pay the price, but at least you’re staying healthy.
Adults on board. We wanna live too.
How about we just don’t run others off the road; no matter who is inside. How does that sound?