Monthly Archive: January 2013

Destroy the computer! It’s an evil devil machine!

If it wasn’t for computers, we wouldn’t have homosexuals. Homosexuality is like a computer virus. You just stick in your floppy disk wrong and suddenly nothing is the same ever again. Or something like that. And I didn’t...

Life Begins After Coffee

So does work, communication, my giving a rats ass, and my “good” mood. I put good in quotes as you may not think it’s that good, but it’s better than what it’s like without coffee.

The Drive Thru Ghost

What would you do if a car drove up with no one in it? You may not believe in ghosts, but after having this happen to you, who knows what you’d believe in.