Destroy the computer! It’s an evil devil machine!
If it wasn’t for computers, we wouldn’t have homosexuals. Homosexuality is like a computer virus. You just stick in your floppy disk wrong and suddenly nothing is the same ever again. Or something like that.
And I didn’t make this sign on the computer. My husband and his best friend did. They do lots of things together. Right now they are on their way to see Cher. They’re big fans.