Only the best insurance covers zombie attacks.
Zombie Insurance Fire. Covered. Flood. Covered. Theft. Covered. Tornado. Covered. Zombie damaging your things. Covered. Zombies eating your brain. Not Covered. Sorry.
Zombie Insurance Fire. Covered. Flood. Covered. Theft. Covered. Tornado. Covered. Zombie damaging your things. Covered. Zombies eating your brain. Not Covered. Sorry.
My computer is easily 10x cooler with grumpy cat as my wallpaper. He’s just so cute and grumpy. It makes me happy! via ~SottoPK Update: We now have a fancy version!
There are so many dumb ways to die. Listen to this cute little song and learn live another day.
Basically, if you no longer hear from me, then you’re out. Sorry kid. We had a good run.
Some trees just feel out-of-place in the big city.
And in this scenario, cold is good. Mmm so good. Enjoy this for a little while and you’ll forget all about her and possibly find someone new. Someone who cares for you, lets you watch football and buys you beer. It could happen.
These cars may look cute, but underneath that snowy exterior is the police, just waiting to pull you over. GIT-R-DONE in jail scumbag.
Have you ever wondered what happens when you drink a whole bottle of Jose Cuervo? Well you end up in the hospital. However, if you only drink part of the tequila bottle, you can have a great time. Just be careful as once you start, it’s hard to stop.
Some things change over the years, but mostly they just stay the same. This year is going to be different though. Maybe.
Happy New Year!! I believe that’s called a Freudian Slip Oprah.