I wish I was half as photogenic as puppies.
Have you ever taken an ugly photo of a puppy? Didn’t think so. I wish I could look half as good as they do in a photo.
Have you ever taken an ugly photo of a puppy? Didn’t think so. I wish I could look half as good as they do in a photo.
This guy use to star in a popular movie. Now he’s nothing but trash. Famous last words: “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.” …or maybe not, that doesn’t sound quite right.
I threw the snowball right at the kitty and he tried to catch it with is face. Fail kitty. You’re suppose to catch it with your paws.
If I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentences doing. Basically I’ll just shut down and fall down!
Stay tuend after the news report for a special music video. It goes perfect with a cold pop and a barbecue.
I’m prepared. I can do this. Zombies can’t out smart me. Lets do this!!!! 10 seconds later. Zombies rule. Wanna hug?
You can’t beat this deal on a snowman. Getting them un-assembled is the way to go. So much cheaper than fully assembled. And more fun this way.
It may be scary, but you can actually talk to other people. In person, face to face. Just like the good old days.
In that case you are spot on. Now get out of my day!