Have you see this bird?
I met this bird downtown by the tree near the post office. We chilled for like, five minutes & then without any warning he just flew away. We really hit it off so if...
Category: Signs
Free Pizza with Purchase of a House
Talk about a deal. Cooking that first meal in your new home is tough because either you haven’t unpacked or you’re to tired from unpacking. That’s where the free pizza comes in!
Shhhhhh. Be Quiet. Animals Are Napping.
I’m not sure how many times I’ve told people that the animal was just napping. Even if they know the truth, napping sounds way better than dead.
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness. NO WE WON’T
That’s what they say. But us men say “No we won’t!” Don’t try to tell us what to do. You can’t change us.
We’re Gonna Rock Down To … Well, Damn.
All I wanted to do was rock down to electric avenue and it’s closed. Now what are we doing to do?
I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction…
… I get to the end and think “Well that’s not going to happen.”
Children Are Often Spoiled Because No One Will Spank Grandma.
You may think it’s the parents fault, but sometimes it’s the grandparents.
For a minute, please contemplate how awesome life is.
It’s always a good idea to stop and think how great life actually is. We spend so much time focusing on all the wrong things, that we forget how awesome our life really is.
You had one job and you failed.
Sometimes work is hard and some days you just don’t care. Which is ok, unless your mistakes are very noticeable. Then maybe you should pay attention a little bit more.
