I’m pretty sure this is a federal offense, but it’s pretty sweet none the less.
If I’m interpreting the north-east accent properly, that sign means there is a big winter storm headed that way. Time to stock up on hot coco, board games and blankets! Oh and all those other...
Shit just got serious. You may be able to outrun a cop, but snipers are a bit harder. And at the speed you are traveling, you don’t want a tire to blow.
If it wasn’t for computers, we wouldn’t have homosexuals. Homosexuality is like a computer virus. You just stick in your floppy disk wrong and suddenly nothing is the same ever again. Or something like that. And I didn’t...
Be careful opening that special present this year. You never know what’s inside.
I’m not sure why someone would flash an octopus or why a zoo would need a sign like this. Hum….
There he was just a-walkin’ down the street, singin’ “Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do” or something like that.
Don’t worry, we’ll be here. Unless we blow away. In that case, what the hell are you doing here?!